crazy crap
Emmerdale shoves jam rags in innocent kiddies’ faces
Jul 28th
The Daily Mail has worked itself up into a right tizz over last Friday’s episode of ITV1 soap Emmerdale, in which a chalked shopping list was seen to contain the items “jam rags” and “pile cream”.
PA explains that the outrage was “visible during Friday’s episode as a drunk Shadrach Dingle stumbled into his nephew Marlon’s kitchen”.
Vivienne Pattison, director of campaigning group Mediawatch, was on hand to fulminate: “I think it’s vulgar and inappropriate. ‘Pile cream’ I can deal with. It was the use of ‘jam rag’ that got me. I can’t imagine a woman writing that. It’s really vulgar and unnecessary.”
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This guy is really creepy
May 27th
He's built a bunch of tunnels under his house in Russia that are nothing but creepy.http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/05/24/the-most-unusual-metro-in-the-world/
Rules for supermarket shopping
Jun 14th
- Keep left. Don’t just push your trolley aimlessly down the aisle as you will invariably get in the way. In Australia we drive on the left hand side of the road, this should also apply to pushing of shopping trolleys in supermarkets.
- Don’t try and pass someone going the opposite direction on their left. As they will be keeping left you will just be getting in the way. It is especially rude to force your way between a trolley and the shelves just pass on the other side.
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RT @todayscatch George Foreman…
May 21st
RT @todayscatch George Foreman 400 Watt Salad Maker. what a load of elephants poo. Just use a knife, better for the environment.
NZ man sentenced after claiming to have been raped by a wombat
Mar 29th
A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.
Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, “I've been raped by a wombat”.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to “smash the filth” if they arrived at his home that night.
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