Q. How do you circumcise a priest?
A. Kick the alter boy in the back of the head
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A paedophile.
Q: What’s a paedophiles favourite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.
Q: What is a red neck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What’s the first thing a red neck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you’re crushing my cigarettes.
Q: What does a red neck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
Q: What did the paedophile say when he was released from prison?
A:”I feel like a kid again.”
Q: How do you circumcise a red neck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio’ s face and said “lie to me!”
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.
Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: What is the difference between Olympic swimmers,
and Olympic divers?
A: Mark Spitz and Greg swallows.
Q: How can you tell if a girl is a red neck?
A: She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time,
and know what to spit and what to swallow.